Note: This person has ass-burgers syndrome so you can't say anything bad. Be aware of that you insensitive fuck!

Note 2: Be nice! As an autistic, this person is more sensitive/easily offended than you are.

Amsterdam Shallow Man is a love shy, autistic, and overweight Dutchman on YouTube whose channel is dedicated about dating men and women from the Netherlands. He was making lame jokes to two Romanian women visiting Amsterdam, as if that faggot has a chance with those two pretty dark eyed Romanian brunettes. He also claims he knows so much about linguistics yet he denies the fact that German and Dutch are both Germanic languages. He's about 5'9 and 230 lbs.

Link to his channel and the video mentioned within this article (try not to die laughing) Edit

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